Playful Top 100 Questions To Ask a Girl and Make Her Laugh

Jake sat in a busy café, and looking at his mobile he was checking the list of tips on what to say. He wanted to impress Emma the girl sitting diagonally to him, but all sorts of things looked rather too serious. Then he remembered the secret weapon: Attitude toward and use of humor. As the tension began to grip the room, he couldn’t help it but smile and thought to himself that it was time to say something. 

 As they chatted, Jake threw in a playful question: Out of the blue, Emma laughed, I think seeing me fuming made her crack up, and the tension seemed to dissolve. Till a point of time was funny, and each of the two had plenty to contribute to the conversation, making the date memorable. 

Funny Icebreakers

1. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever Googled?
2. If you were a vegetable, which one would you be and why?
3. What’s your go-to karaoke song, even if you’re terrible at it?
4. Have you ever been caught talking to yourself in public?
5. If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?
6. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a crush?
7. If you could swap lives with a celebrity for a day, who would it be?
8. What’s your weirdest guilty pleasure snack?
9. Have you ever tried to pull off a prank and failed miserably?
10. If you could have a talking pet, what outrageous name would you give it?

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Imaginative and Whimsical

11. If you were a ghost, how would you haunt people?
12. What’s the most ridiculous superpower you’d want?
13. If you were a villain, what would your evil laugh sound like?
14. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
15. If you could create a holiday, what would it be called?
16. Would you rather be famous for inventing a dance move or a food dish?
17. What’s your idea of a totally useless invention?
18. If you were in a zombie apocalypse, what’s the first thing you’d do?
19. What would your wrestler name and finishing move be?
20. If aliens landed, what’s the first thing you’d say to them?

Quirky Personal Questions

21. What’s your weirdest habit no one knows about?
22. Have you ever accidentally texted the wrong person something super awkward?
23. What’s the worst hairstyle you’ve ever had?
24. Do you have any irrational fears, like being attacked by a swarm of butterflies?
25. What’s your ultimate shower concert song?
26. What’s the worst pickup line someone has ever used on you?
27. Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction in public?
28. If you could rename yourself, what hilarious name would you choose?
29. What’s the silliest thing you’ve ever cried about?
30. What’s your weirdest family tradition?

Playful Hypotheticals

31. If you could only eat one weird food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
32. Would you rather have fingers for toes or toes for fingers?
33. If you were invisible for a day, what mischief would you cause?
34. Would you rather always speak in rhymes or only sing everything you say?
35. If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would it be?
36. Would you rather have a pause button or a rewind button in life?
37. If you were a reality TV show, what would it be called?
38. What’s the most awkward thing you’d do if you were famous?
39. If you were a cartoon character, what crazy outfit would you wear?
40. Would you rather burp confetti or sneeze glitter?

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Witty Quickfire Questions

41. Cats or dogs—or penguins?
42. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or fairy wings?
43. What’s your go-to dance move when no one’s watching?
44. If you had to marry a fictional character, who would it be?
45. Pancakes or waffles with a twist: one has to be green.
46. What’s the most random fact you know?
47. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?
48. What’s your spirit animal, and why is it always tired?
49. What’s the worst movie you secretly love?
50. What’s your most embarrassing social media moment?

Hilarious “Would You Rather” Questions

51. Would you rather always wear mismatched socks or never be able to wear socks?
52. Would you rather have a talking dog or a sarcastic parrot?
53. Would you rather wear clown shoes or rollerblades everywhere?
54. Would you rather have your thoughts appear in a speech bubble or randomly shout them?
55. Would you rather smell like cheese or have cheese-colored skin?
56. Would you rather live in a house made of candy or pizza?
57. Would you rather have spaghetti hair or marshmallow fingers?
58. Would you rather have to dance instead of walk or sing instead of talk?
59. Would you rather have hiccups forever or always sneeze when you meet someone new?
60. Would you rather live in a world without pizza or chocolate?

Light-Hearted Deep Dives

61. What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever done to impress someone?
62. If you had to describe your life as a comedy show, what would it be called?
63. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?
64. What’s the funniest nickname someone has ever given you?
65. If you had a theme song, what would it be?
66. What’s the worst excuse you’ve ever used to get out of something?
67. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? What caused it?
68. What’s the weirdest way you’ve ever hurt yourself?
69. If you were a candy, what would you be?
70. What’s your funniest dream ever?

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Flirty and Playful

71. What’s your secret weapon to make someone laugh?
72. Have you ever laughed so hard on a date that it turned awkward?
73. If you were a rom-com character, what would your quirky trait be?
74. Can you do a silly impression of me?
75. What’s the most hilarious way you’d try to impress someone you like?
76. If we starred in a comedy movie, what would it be about?
77. Do you have a signature joke that always lands?
78. What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said without realizing it?
79. Would you ever prank your future partner, and how?
80. What’s the cheesiest pickup line you’ve heard that made you laugh?

Offbeat and Silly

81. If you could invent a new emoji, what would it look like?
82. What’s the most random compliment you’ve ever received?
83. What’s your strategy in a pillow fight?
84. What’s the worst joke you’ve ever heard?
85. If you could replace your alarm sound, what would it be?
86. What’s your guilty pleasure TV show?
87. Do you ever laugh at your own jokes, or just wait for others to laugh?
88. What’s your funniest selfie moment?
89. Have you ever been caught dancing when you thought no one was looking?
90. If you had to perform in a circus, what would your act be?

Cute and Funny Wrap-Ups

91. What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen online?
92. What’s a silly talent you secretly have?
93. If you could make up your own funny rule for life, what would it be?
94. What’s your favorite funny childhood memory?
95. If you had to rename your favorite food, what silly name would you choose?
96. What’s your go-to funny story to tell at parties?
97. What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever laughed uncontrollably?
98. If you were in a cartoon, what exaggerated feature would you have?
99. Would you rather be known for your laugh or your smile?
100. Can you make up a funny question to ask me right now?

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Conclusion

It proves that laughing is one of the most effective ways to establish interpersonal communication. Those are the funny and quirky questions that would make the environment lighter, peoAple engaged, and leave them with something to remember. Of course, it’s important to want to make the person you are talking to happy and to remember that humor isn’t staged or planned.